What is a famous poem with an oxymoron?

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Armani

What is a famous poem with an oxymoron?

Post by Armani » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:50 am

What is a famous poem with an oxymoron?

Achebe

Re: What is a famous poem with an oxymoron?

Post by Achebe » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:52 am

Answer How about this one-
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, he went and killed those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

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The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:
Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,


 my balls drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
And the man with no legs walked away.

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