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What would Macgyver do to stop the BP oil spill?
Using a straw, a rubber band and a toothpick, he would snorkel to the seabed, dragging a hose with him. Once there, he would pierce the oil pocket in a separate place, and insert the hose, which would then pump the excess oil to a waiting ship. After having done that, he would next swim over to the current leak, closing it with his makeshift snorkel now manipulated into a secure plug. Finally, he would trap a last bubble of oil in his shirt, forming a buoyant item which would carry him to the surface.